gaveherheartothesun:

favorite rory williams moment in the history of everything

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hotboyproblems:

pokemon gets deep

hotboyproblems:

pokemon gets deep

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l-o-k-i-hiddleston:

If you ship any of the following:

-Dramione (Draco/Hermione)

-Lokane (Loki/Jane)

-Sherlolly (Molly/Sherlock)

-Moliarty (Molly/Jim Moriarty)

-Captain Swan (Captain Hook/Emma Swan)

-Sareth (Sarah/Jareth)

Press.
The.
Damn.
Like or reblog button.
Because we need to be friends.


I did it for her.


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didyouknowwaltdisney:

Did you know? That the running gag between Flora and Merryweather about choosing pink or blue was actually inspired by the filmmakers themselves? They couldn’t decide which color to make Aurora’s dress, so they went with both. In the end we got one of the best running gag’s out of it!

didyouknowwaltdisney:

Did you know? That the running gag between Flora and Merryweather about choosing pink or blue was actually inspired by the filmmakers themselves? They couldn’t decide which color to make Aurora’s dress, so they went with both. In the end we got one of the best running gag’s out of it!

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Q
Lokane sounds like some twisted form of crude oil. You're just doing it for the shipping jokes. It cannot sustain itself! You hate it!
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startraveller776:

You caught me. I totally ship this ironically. But let’s get serious.

First of all, this pairing will never, ever in a bazillion years be canon. Ever, ever. I don’t even understand why people ship non-canon pairings. It’s just so weird. And sad. Very, very sad. Pfft. Just because shipping non-canon pairings means that the writers can’t interfere with your love for a pairing… Whatevs.

Aside from that, there’s, like, zero basis for even a potential pairing between these two!

Not in the comics:

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Not in the films:

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(I mean, he doesn’t even go out of his way to save her life twice or nothing.)

And I only run the Lokane Fanfic Archive and the Lokane Prompt Blog and write Lokane fanfic as satire. Because this is the most ridiculously unbelievable pairing in the history of ships. OMG.

Loki is the bad guy! And bad guys should never get the girl! And Jane. OMG. She’s like Thor’s girlfriend. (And really, that’s all she is. She’s not like a scientist with three degrees or anything.)

WORST…

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…NON-CANON…

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…SHIP…

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…EVER!!!

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Send me a question and I will give you a ridiculously dishonest answer


peetarue:

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

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punkrockluna:

desex-your-ecks:

teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

time travel isnt real u made this post up for notes

whoa don’t just go around making accusations like that without even citing ur sources

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This is the rape joke:
My best friend was four years old the first time his father came into his room at midnight and tore out his throat. He still has days when I cannot hold him because the memory of a bleeding trachea haunts his doorway. He has not been home for the holidays in many years, but – even now – hands are seen as weapons.

This is the rape joke:
I have been told by more than twenty people that they have been raped. To all of them, I asked where the rapist was. From none of them, I heard ‘jail.’

This is the rape joke:
Once my brother told me that I was so ugly, I would be a virgin forever. Unless someone raped me. But even they wouldn’t come back for seconds.

This is the rape joke:
I believed him.

This is the rape joke:
I now look at every woman on the street and wonder if the space between her legs is a crime scene, surrounded by ripped caution tape. The statistics tell me that this is so common that I will never be in a room that does not contain a survivor. Not even if I am in that room alone.

This is the rape joke:
I was thirteen years old, and he was supposed to be just a friend.

This is the rape joke:
When his older brother came home, the boy pulled away. He wiped the tears from my face and said ‘we should do this again some time.’

This is the rape joke:
When I finally told my parents, they asked what I had been wearing.

This is the rape joke:
I had been wearing my innocence. My trust. I had worn the love I held for humanity and expected to be treated well. I had never been taught that I would be that girl, the one who keeps a mine of secrets between her legs – that girl was the slut. I wasn’t supposed to be breakable.
What had I been wearing? I wore the rape joke, then I became it.

This is the Rape Joke | d.a.s

After Lora Mathis’s poem “the Rape Joke

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